Tuesday, March 14, 2006 |
OK, so you are richer than you were yesterday. But keep in mind the following... 1. That you have signed with a team that is already set in the wide reciever position and will probablly run you as a ..3 guy 2. That you have signed with a team that has an owner that puts more value in buying big name flashy players than investing in guys that bleed and sweat from a genuine love for the game 3. That you will be pawning your superbowl ring as soon as Dan Snyder finds someone else with a flashier name and even Al Davis doesn't know who you are. 4. That you were one one of the ONLY NFL teams that complimented your style of play and made you look at your best. 5. That instead of 80,000 screaming fans waving Terrible Towels and cheering you onto the field, you now have to look at a bunch of fat guys in dresses wearing pig noses. 6. That occasionally getting into the playoffs stems only as a result of being in a division that is consistantly mediocre and is only good enough to not lose as much as the other teams and eventually has to play an AFC team. 7. That Washigton DC has the highest crime rate per capita and tripled the crime rate compared to that in the Burgh. 8. That Lavar Arrington just actually forfieted money to be able to leave Washigton to go to a team that will not sit you on the pines because of personal off-field politics. 9. That words like "superbowl", "parade", "Lombardi" and "champion" will be forever restricted from your volabulary and replaced by words such as "overpaid", "overrated", "dead-weight" and "downgraded" 10. And finally, that you were a millionaire regardless of what city or team you play for (C)2003-2008, Bob K Mertz - Some Rights Reserved |
